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Weather Forecast http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?p=1770 http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?p=1770#comments Thu, 16 Dec 2010 09:25:08 +0000 Robert http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?p=1770 Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

]]> http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?feed=rss2&p=1770 0 They Had Their Original Teeth http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?p=141 http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?p=141#comments Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:44:42 +0000 Robert http://hilarious-quotes.org/?p=141 We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth. - Dave Barry

]]> http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?feed=rss2&p=141 0 A Philosophy About Exercise http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?p=804 http://www.hilarious-quotes.org/?p=804#comments Mon, 04 Oct 2010 10:05:45 +0000 Robert http://hilarious-quotes.org/?p=804 You can’t lose weight without exercise. But I’ve got a philosophy about exercise. I don’t think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block one or twice. – Gary Owens

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