Never Been Jealous

  By Robert | August 23, 2010 - 10:42 am | Hilarious Quotes Leave a comment

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

Sitting In The Smallest Room Of My House

  By Robert | December 20, 2010 - 10:09 am | Hilarious Quotes Leave a comment

I Did Anything I Wanted To

  By Robert | December 9, 2010 - 10:48 am | Hilarious Quotes Leave a comment

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – Henny Youngman